Monday, December 24, 2007

My Nog Blog


Tis the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a creature is stirring...

because they're at their moms house until, like 10 or 11pm.

So...what does a single dad, father of five daughters do when he finally gets a night to himself?

blog.

hahahahaha. I don't think my social skills are lacking, I mean, I make the dudes on my team rides chuckle. That counts for something, right? Shit. I need to get out.

So before I go, here's a Christmas jingle inspired by my bloggin' peep Martina over at Martinas Blog
I've been singing her version of "Santa Baby" all weekend... cuz she's got skillz.


Rudolph the Cat 5 Racer

You know Sato, and Kilun, and Kearney,
and Vigus
Patella, and Wohlberg, and Fast Fred Rodgriquez.
But do you recall,
The most famous cyclist of all.

Rudolph the Cat 5 racer, (racer)
Had a very shiny bike. (like Cervelo)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it's light. (sub 7 kilos)

All of the other racers (racers)
Use to laugh and call him names (effin newbie)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any racer games (like bike polo)

Then one foggy Cat's Hill Eve,
Casey came to say...
"Rudolph with your damn light bike,
wont you give Cat 4's a try?"

Then all the racers loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (Venga, Venga)
Rudolph the Cat 4 racer, (racer)
Soon you'll upgrade to...CAT...THREE!!!!!! (Just like Boner!)



Mele Kalikimaka!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Friends of Boner



Four hours on the bike, three punctures and one ripped valve stem later... I made it home alive. Thanks to Ed for covering my ass!!!!

December has been Team Fremont's "Give Boner A Hand" Month. First KK gives me his saddle (how effin cool is THAT?) and then Ed's there to retrieve me in all my flat tire glory so I can make it home.

My teammies are KICKASS amigos. Thanks for your help!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday, December 7, 2007

My Ass is FEROCIOUS

fe·ro·cious
Pronunciation: \fə-ˈrō-shəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin feroc-, ferox, literally, fierce looking, from ferus + -oc-, -ox (akin to Greek ōps eye) — more at eye
Date: 1646
1 : exhibiting or given to extreme fierceness and unrestrained violence and brutality
2 : extremely intense

I think "FEROCIOUS" pretty much describes my ass. Just ask my saddle...

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It didn't break in a crash. Wasn't thrown around. Nope. This is the result of my ASS clinching it while climbing. Just ripped it off the rails and spit it out. My ass is like a Bengal Tiger!

It can make balloon animals too.
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My butt is available for bar and bat mitzvahs, birthdays, political rallies and CX races.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Martina Picks Patrick

People named Matt Damon as the "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2007. Now, I can't say that I agree with that one. MP made a great case for Patrick Dempsey...

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